This is great, if I do say so myself. Another fantastic creative idea from Joe Boyle, recently voted top creative inventor in Pierce County by the Off The Wall Inventor’s League.
Send me $105.00 + shipping and handling and I will have one of my new all weather Senior Citizen Parking Only reserved parking signs delivered to your doorstep.
Plop it your backseat or trunk so it is always with you everywhere you go. Once you arrive, pull it out and set it up in less than 75 minutes. Use the sign at shopping malls, Joe Diamond Parking Lots, or public streets. Parking Enforcement Cops have never seen these signs before, so they will simply walk away scratching their heads without having written you a parking ticket.
Individuals displaying the Senior Citizen Parking Only sign must be age 62 or older, possess a current non-suspended driver’s license and be able to provide proof of insurance.
As a special bonus for the first 100 customers ordering the sign, I will toss in one of my HOV Lane disguise kits, a $49.00 value. Simply store the sign in your front passenger seat after dressing your sign with the hat and coat included in your HOV Lane disguise kit.
Hurry, while supplies last.
Made in America, but assembled in China.